Part 78: Second Time Around: Cowboy Junction, Part 3

Second Time Around: Cowboy Junction, Part 3



No 'hi', no 'hello', just a rah-rah 'get to work, you'.





Such is the life of a Wandolier. Hope she enjoys these cow-painted cabinets.

: Oh Sam, my home is absolutely adorable now!

No rest for the wicked.

: Oh Sam, thanks for stopping by!



But I just... all that... well FINE



See this house?



Now it's all... modern, I guess. With leaves and flowers.

: It's a milk maid's dream come true! Thank you so much, Sam!

At least they usually say thank you eventually.

: You know, the other day I noticed my cows were feeling a little blue... I think they need your help, Sam! I think only a Wandolier can cure their problems.





Sheesh, the cows want everything. They get lots of mushrooms in elegant urns and random flower things.

: Oh, I'm sure the cows are very grateful for their new pasture. Why, even Tuffy seems much calmer today!



Honestly, I was wondering that myself.





We need to give the germaphobe a big ol' hug! As is usually safest, we start with a chat.



She probably likes soap. She's always taking baths.



Now, we should celebrate country life!



... too real for you, huh?



Sam tries to explain, which at least calms her down. Let's try looking for the silver lining in country living.



There we go.



Awww.





...



At least it doesn't have an udder.

Let's fix all of Rusty's issues again, and then we'll be done with this island!



: Be a pal and help me out here; I gotta have more stuff! Quick! She's coming back!





Rusty wants Cute and Fun. For Ginny. Sure. Anyway, that means stuffed animals everywhere.

: Okay, that should be enough to keep her busy. Thanks, Sam. You'e a real lifesaver!



As far as I can tell, your choices are rocket science or tour guide. Or pig herder.



First, let's find out what he likes to do. Besides steal horseshoes.



Okay, fine, if I compliment your damn horseshoe again will you chill out and listen?



Yep! Now for some career advice.



...

oh God

do it, Rusty, be a zeppelin pilot



Sam flies this pink ball around in circles to demonstrate the fun Rusty could have as a zeppelin pilot.



High-five!



Sam and Rusty clap hands and bro hug, and Rusty's life issues are ironed out! Sam has turned a dirty rotten cowboy rustler into a zeppelin pilot, and thus invented steampunk.





... scraggly?



Oh, thanks, Rusty. I really needed the contents of your trash can.

Next time: to heck with the rest of our friends, on to Trevor Island!